The Future Is Void

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THE FUTURE IS VOID.
What does this mean? A dystopian world full of urination stations? You know, because if you're running a race and you can pee whenever, wherever (shoutout to Shakira), you won't be able to resist the temptation to empty your bladder and it'll mess up your time? Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing. You'd feel sweet relief. We say, put on these shades of the future, black the F out, pee the F out, and feel comfort knowing it doesn't matter what time you cross the finish line.

GOODR'S NEWEST STYLE, THE VRGs
A new shape with the same levels of style and performance. Goodr designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future.

  • Non-Reflective Lenses
  • For Regular Heads
  • Best for Road Runs or Hot Tub Time Machines

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN. 

1. NO SLIP - goodr uses special grip coating to construct the frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2. NO BOUNCE - goodr frames are snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3. ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4. NO LEOPARDS - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).