Strange Things Are Afoot at the Circle Bar

THERE ARE A LOT OF LESSONS TO BE LEARNED

...from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, but mostly it's this: Always trust strangers. A crazy old man appears out of thin air and gives you a time machine? Hell yes you're going on an adventure! Two strangely dressed boys from the future (who don't speak your language) want to take you away from everything you've ever known on a moment's notice? Of course you're going to start dating them! The caveat is that you never trust a strange robot from the future (but that's a lesson for a bogus journey).

WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE
Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew.

• Reflective Lenses
• For Regular Heads
• Best for Road, Trail, or Avocado Toast Runs

Made for running. Great for biking, golf, tennis, driving, sitting, sunbathing, boating, red carpet walking, sleeping in class, & taking selfies.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1. NO SLIP - Goodr uses special grip coating to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE - Goodr frames are snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3. ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.
4. ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL - Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.