Rage Quit and Hit It

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BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Is blue light bad for your eyes? SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches, wrinkles & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.

  • Blue Blocking Lenses
  • For Regular Heads
  • Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.

1. BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY - goodr's blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.

2. NO SLIP - goodr uses a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.

3. NO BOUNCE - goodr's frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.

4. FULL ARMOR - UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

5. NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS - No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it's expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.