Professional Respawner

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WHEN YOU RESPAWN, YOU HOPE TO APPEAR IN A SAFE LOCATION
...but sometimes you appear in a terrible location, like right in front of the enemy team, and you don't have a weapon, or any clothes, so you brace yourself to be slaughtered, but instead of attacking you, the enemy team just points at your naughty parts and laughs, and somehow that hurts even more than being slaughtered, so you intentionally step on a landmine to respawn, and now you're fully clothed with weapons and sick sunglasses on a sweet vantage point - WOOOO! LET'S DO THIS!

GAMERS GO OUTSIDE, TOO
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or perfecting your avatar.

  • Mirrored Reflective Lenses
  • For Regular Heads
  • Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN. 

1. NO SLIP - goodr uses special grip coating to construct the frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2. NO BOUNCE - goodr frames are snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3. ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4. NO LEOPARDS - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).