Operation: Blackout

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INTRODUCING OPERATION: BLACKOUT

When you wear these all black Mach G sunglasses, you don't just join an elite sky force. You also earn the title Basic Bitch. That's right. You heard us. BASIC BITCH: Badass Aviator Speeding Into Clouds Best In The Cockpit Hahaha. So, own it. You basic and you know it. (Disclaimer: These sunnies will not make you better at backronyms.)

GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs
Goodr MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames.

  • Non-Reflective Lenses

  • For Regular or Wider Heads

  • Best Suited for Reaching New Heights

Made for running. Also great for biking, golf, flying jets, tennis, driving, sitting, sunbathing, boating, red carpet walking, sleeping in class, & taking selfies.

LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.

  1. NO SLIP -Goodr uses special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
  2. NO BOUNCE - Goodr frames are flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.* *Not tested at hypersonic speed, but we're pretty sure.
  3. ALL POLARIZED - The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  4. ALL SPEED - An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
  5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP - Included with purchase.