INTRODUCTING HADES GONNA HATE
Don't even ask him. Seriously.
You'll ferry allllll the way across the River Styx, trek to his wretched Underworld palace, stand in front of his huge onyx skull-ornamented throne to ask for his opinion, and it's a total WASTE. OF. TIME.
YOU KNOW what he's going to say...
Hades Gonna Hate
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
Hades gets a bad wrap. Let's compliment the God of the Dead.
1.GREAT ruler. The Underworld attracts more than 50 million permanent visitors a year!
2. HE HAS A DOGGO!!! When Cerberus gives Hades three-headed dog kisses, it's so cute.
3. He's not petty or vain. So he probably won't like these compliments. Oh well! Hades Gonna Hate*.
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