Gardening with a Kraken

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THE ODD COUPLE

Tentacles feel amazing to the touch, says goodr co-founder, Stephen. He's been love drunk for a beautiful purple/teal eyed Kraken named Maven for years. He made us make these lovely spectacles to try and win her heart. (He has problems.)

MYTHICAL BEAST, REAL UV400 PROTECTION
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. Goodr designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' tail down a mountain trail or racing away from a giant squid.

  • Mirrored Reflective Lens
  • For Regular Heads
  • Best for Road, Boat, Beach, Surf, Trail, or Taco Runs

Made for running. Great for biking, golf, tennis, driving, sitting, sunbathing, boating, red carpet walking, sleeping in class, & taking selfies.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1. NO SLIP - Goodr uses special grip coating to construct these frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2. NO BOUNCE - The Goodr frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3. ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4. NO LEOPARDS - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).