Founding Father Issues

goodr
$25.00
(No reviews yet)
Current Stock:
Adding to cart… The item has been added

LIMITED EDITION: 4TH OF JULY
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. Goodr designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re cookin' it or bookin' it.

INTRODUCING FOUNDING FATHER ISSUES
The founding fathers of America never taught you how to throw a ball? Never taught you how to work on cars?! Never helped you with your math homework?! Never showed you how to win a revolution?! No wonder you have daddy issues!!! Or more specifically, Founding Father Issues. We say there's no better way to cope with these types of problems than some patriotic retail therapy. You should snag a pair of these Founding Father Issues sunnies before they also ditch you (probably for some tramp like Carl the Flamingo).

  • Mirrored Reflective Lenses
  • For Regular Heads
  • Best for Hot Dog Miles, 4th of July BBQs

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

  1. NO SLIP - Goodr uses special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
  2. NO BOUNCE - Goodr frames are snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
  3. ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  4. NO LEOPARDS - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).