FOSSIL FINDING FOCALS
CAN YOU DIG IT??
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FRIENDS!!!
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Made for Running. Great for Beasting & Biking.
- Non-Reflective Lenses
- For Regular Heads
- Best for Runs Around the Dig Site
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
- NO SLIP - goodr uses special grip coating to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE - goodr frames, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, are snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
- ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- NO DISSERTATION - No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
