Ares Has, Like...No Chill

INTRODUCING ARES HAS LIKE...NO CHILL

Ares is the god of war, or if you want to get technical, the spirit of battle.

You know, the yucky aspects of warfare and slaughter. Like gore, he loves gore. And rage. SO much rage!!!

He gives us major road rage vibes. He probably makes servers and cashiers cry on the reg.

He honestly probs just desperately needs a hug and some word cuddles.

Ares Has, Like... No Chill

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

This is Ares. He has, like... no chill. Don't piss him off unless you want him to jab you with that pointy spear. He is filled with rage AND he loves gore. We just hope you've had your tetanus shot. Although, no tetanus shot is required for these Ares Has Like...No Chill sunnies.

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