Always Be Closing

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LIMITED EDITION  (When they're gone, they're gone forever)

OGs - Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. These shades are designed to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

  • Mirrored Reflective Lenses
  • For Regular Heads

Best for Road, Trail, Boats, Beach, Surf, or Taco Runs

Made for running. Great for biking, golf, tennis, driving, sitting, sunbathing, boating, red carpet walking, sleeping in class, & taking selfies.


  1. NO SLIP - Goodr uses special grip coating to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
  2. NO BOUNCE - Goodr frames are snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
  3. ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.
  4. ALL ORIGINAL - A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)