Freshly Picked Cerulean

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INTRODUCING FRESHLY PICKED CERULEAN.

"Blue sunglasses"?! How dare you! Your Philistine mouth mangles art. In 2015, Carl de la Flamingo did a groundbreaking collection of cerulean sunnies. Then it was Bosley St. Basset, wasn't it, who launched cerulean chew toys? After that, came cerulean tiki drinks, and - oh, oh, what's the point? This fashion lesson is wasted on your vulgar ears. Move along, darling. These cerulean lensed floral patterned frames aren't for you. "Blue sunglasses." Pfft. Indeed!

THE RUNWAYS: PERFORMANCE + STYLE
Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too!

  • Mirrored Reflective Lens
  • For Regular Heads
  • High Performance, High Fashion

Made for running. Great for biking, golf, tennis, driving, sitting, sunbathing, boating, red carpet walking, sleeping in class, & taking selfies.

HIGH FASHION SHADES, MADE FOR RUNNING.

1. NO SLIP - goodr uses special grip coating to construct these frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2. NO BOUNCE - The Goodr frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3. ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4. ALL FASHION - Look like a model while you're running. Isn't that why you're taking all those running selfies?

5. NO CATCALLS -The folks at Goodr aspire to the day when they can guarantee that you won't be whistled at on the street; sadly, they cannot make that guarantee. They CAN, however, guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.