Artifacts, Not Artifeelings

artiFACTS!!!

A kid brought homemade "dinosaur bones" to Show and Tell and the teacher called him out. Totally ROASTED him!!!!!Take that, Mallory.

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG
Extra, extra! Read all about it! Famed archeologist Notre Latedto Anyonetrademarked excavated an underground temple! And what did she find? A pit of dangerously adorable kittens. (Kittens. Why'd it have to be kittens? She HATES kittens!) Also, she found rare sunglass artifacts known to ancient civilizations as PH-Gs. You may not like these pedantic frames, but she doesn’t care. She wants Artifacts, Not Artifeelings. (SAME. Excavators are our motivators.)

Made for Running. Great for Beasting & Biking.

• Non-Reflective Lenses
• For Regular Heads
• Best for Unearthing Deep Emotions

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1. NO SLIP - goodr uses special grip coating to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE - goodr frames, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, are snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3. ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. NO DISSERTATION - No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.