Vincent's Absinthe Night Terrors

Vincent's Absinthe Night Terrors

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Description

NO SLIP, NO BOUNCE: FOR PEOPLE WITH 1-2 EARS

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. These shades we designed to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

  • Mirrored Reflective Polarized Lenses

  • For Regular Heads

  • Best for Road, Trail, Boat, Surf or Taco Runs

So named for the black fingernails and teal eyes of the late-and-great-tortured-artist and social-absinthe-alcoholic who most don't realize was also an ultra-long-distance sprinter. His famed Starry Night painting was inspired from an overnight 72K race he lost to Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec. You can't make this stuff up.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1. NO SLIP - goodr uses special grip coating to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2. NO BOUNCE - The Goodr frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3. ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4. NO LEOPARDS - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).