NEW PROSPECTOR
MINING ASPIRATIONS
Will our newly minted The New Prospector PHG sunnies help protect you from the lizard people?!
Rumor has it they ARE made with genuine orgone...
FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG
Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a writeoff then.
Made for Running. Great for Beasting & Biking.
- Mirrored Reflective Lenses
- For Regular Heads
- Best for Out of This World Runs
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
- NO SLIP - goodr uses special grip coating to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE - goodr frames, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, are snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
- ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- NO DISSERTATION - No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.