Going to Valhalla... Witness!

Going to Valhalla... Witness!

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WITNESS!!!

Pro tip: forget sucking oxygen at some aid station, that's for losers and weaklings. Instead, try silver spray paint while rocking these gray and chrome shades. You may not receive the same benefits as oxygen, but you'll be flying to Valhalla, guaranteed.

FURIOUSLY-POLARIZED GRAY & CHROME
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' tail down a mountain trail or evading pursuit down Fury Road.

  • Mirrored Reflective Polarized Lenses

  • For Regular Heads

  • Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs

Made for running. Great for biking, golf, tennis, driving, sitting, sunbathing, boating, red carpet walking, sleeping in class, & taking selfies.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

  1. NO SLIP - Goodr uses special grip coating to construct these frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
  2. NO BOUNCE - The Goodr frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
  3. POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  4. NO LEOPARDS - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know)