Freshly Baked Man Buns

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Having grown out your hair since the 8th grade, securing it in a knot each day out of necessity, brushing it daily 100 times with a boar bristle brush to disperse the natural oils. Only to awake, one morning, to learn your lifelong identity has been deemed a man bun. An indelicate phrase for your painstaking care, especially when most of the folks getting the moniker haven't even made it to shoulder length. Psshhhh. That's the sound of your freshly baked man bun. Deflating.

Introducing the new Circle Gs! Goodr designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew.

  • Reflective Lenses
  • For Regular Heads
  • Best for Road, Trail, or Avocado Toast Runs

Made for running. Great for biking, golf, tennis, driving, sitting, sunbathing, boating, red carpet walking, sleeping in class, & taking selfies.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1. NO SLIP - Goodr uses special grip coating to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2. NO BOUNCE - Goodr frames are snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3. ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.

4. ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL - Whatever persona you're channeling, goodr guarantees no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.