OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW?
Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy's lies! The truth is, when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise's shell, flip it on its back and send it down a hill, well, they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades!
Your move, Hare.
*(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke, people.)
THE RUNWAYS: RUNNING + STYLE
Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too!
- Mirrored Reflective Lens
- For Regular HeadsÃÂÃÂ
- High Performance, High Fashion
Made for running. Great for biking, golf, tennis, driving, sitting, sunbathing, boating, red carpet walking, sleeping in class, & taking selfies.
The goodr Difference:
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1. NO SLIP - goodr uses special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE - The Goodr frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3. ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. NO LEOPARDS - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).ÃÂ
