DR RAY STING
EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT
STOP WITH THE F***ING STINGRAY JOKES! An Editorial by Dr. Ray, Sting
FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG
Stingrays are friends...NOT. Stingrays are a-holes! ("What?! Blasphemy! Where is your evidence for this preposterous claim?" - Dr. Ray, Sting). Have you ever been stung? That HURTS. And peeing on it doesn’t help. ("Indeed. That is correct. Finally, you say something reasonable." - Dr. Ray, Sting.) Trust us. We have a PH-G, so we'd know. ("Nonsense! Owning PHG glasses does not grant toxicologic expertise!" - Dr. Ray, Sting.)
Made for Running. Great for Beasting & Biking.
- Mirrored Reflective Lenses
- For Regular Heads
- Best for Treating Sick Burns
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
- NO SLIP - goodr uses special grip coating to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE - goodr frames, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, are snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
- ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- NO DISSERTATION - No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
