Colossal Squid Confessions

Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also no stranger to having trouble finding things that fit. These purple Colossal Squid Confessions BFG frames with green lenses were made for melons like YOURS.

• Made for Bigger Noggins
• Mirrored Reflective Lenses

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1. NO SLIP - Special grip coated frame with silicone inserts to eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE - Lightweight, durable frame that prevents bouncing while you crush that WOD.
3. ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. ALL MELON HEAD - Larger frame built specifically for those with magnum-sized noggins.