HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY
...your clubhouse server is so eager to serve you more drinks? Well, the answer is obvious just by looking at this photo. Drunk golfers hand out tips like drunk girls hand out compliments in the bathroom as if they were candy. Know who loves cash (and probably also candy)? The clubhouse closeout crew.
GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs
Introducing Goodr's very first Mach Gs with Flamingo Eye Technology. MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames.
- Non-Reflective Lenses
- For Regular or Wider Heads
- Best Suited for Reaching New Heights
LOOK GOOD. FLY GOODR
- NO SLIP - goodr uses special grip coating to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE - The Goodr frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- ALL SPEED - An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
- FREE MILE HIGH MEMBERSHIP - Included with purchase*
* While supplies last. Non-transferable. Subject to all local laws. Not available in Utah and the illiterate parts of Alabama.