Cheezy Flight Attendent
She oozes style and grace...
Nope, wait, that's cheese. She oozes cheese. Livin' Velveeta Loca baby!!!
IT'S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD
Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They're aviator frames. But that doesn't qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Cheesy Flight Attendant. Get it? Colby Jack?!?! That was a thinker. Psst! Everybody on staff knows you like to get high. In the air. By booking a plane ticket!!! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while we crash into a mountain. Kidding, kidding! Laugh a little, will ya?!?! Life is short. Really short, considering how drunk the pilot is right now. J/K! J/K! Geez!!!!
Made for Running. Great for Beasting and Biking.
- Mirrored Reflective Lenses
- For Regular
- Best Suited for Reaching New Heights
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
- NO SLIP - goodr uses special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE - goodr frames are flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
- ALL POLARIZED - The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- ALL SPEED - An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
- FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP - Included with purchase.
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.