THIS IS A FICTIONAL DEPICTION OF THE REAL CAPTAIN BLUNT...
He's a commercial airline pilot and Navy Captain who once saved a Boeing 747-400 full of people from going down after it lost an engine. That hero isn't on social media, so we can't tag him. But if you give him the recognition he deserves in the comments, we'll print them out, sit him down on our lap, and read them aloud to him like it's geriatric story time.
GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs
goodr MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames.
- Non-Reflective Lenses
- For Regular or Wider Heads
- Best Suited for Reaching New Heights
Made for running. Great for biking, golf, tennis, driving, sitting, sunbathing, boating, red carpet walking, sleeping in class, & taking selfies.
LOOK GOOD. FLY GOODR
1. NO SLIP - goodr uses special grip coating to construct their frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE - The Goodr frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3. ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. ALL SPEED - An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
5. FREE MILE HIGH MEMBERSHIP - Included with purchase*
*While supplies last. Non-transferable. Subject to all local laws. Not available in Utah and the illiterate parts of Alabama.