In a nod to the future, these blue and purple sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in a glittering dystopian paradise!!! VRGs with mirrored reflective lenses...the future is NOW.
Made for Medium Noggins
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
- NO SLIP - Crafted with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE - Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing during time travel.
- ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays from robot overlords.
- ALL FUTURE - A futuristic one-lens frame that’ll convince people you traveled here from the future to warn us about the AI takeover.
