Zeus, You ARE the Father
goodr
$35.00
(No reviews yet)
Write a Review
goodr
Zeus, You ARE the Father
INTRODUCING ZEUS, YOU ARE THE FATHER.
Once he was dragged onto Ancient Greek Television to prove he fathered Ares, but before the results were read he threw lightning bolts at Maurice, the God of Dramatic Reveal. The spirit of Zeus currently lives on in furries.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
HAIL ZEUS!!! God of the Sky, and Thirsty Shapeshifter. He turned into all kinds of animals to seduce goddesses, nymphs, and mortals. Swan. Cuckoo. Bull. (Also, Carl the Flamingo SWEARS Zeus morphed into a flamingo once to bone him.) According to God Sex Magazine, Zeus had 57 partners, 54 children, and countless ties for Xmas presents.)
- Mirrored Reflective Lenses
- For Tall & Wide Heads
- Best for Running Laps Around Mortals
Made for Running, Great for Beasting & Biking
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG.
- NO SLIP - goodr uses enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE - goodr frames are snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- NO DEMOGORGANS - 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any runs taking place in the Upside Down.
