Ninja Kick the Damn Rabbit

Ninja Kick the Damn Rabbit

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Description

BFGs: BIG F*CKING GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than goodr's OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons or those looking for more coverage.

  • Gradient Dark Lenses

  • For Tall & Wide Heads

  • Best for Road, Trail, Boats, Surf or Taco Runs

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME SWAGGER.

  1. NO SLIP - Goodr use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
  2. NO BOUNCE- Goodr framed are snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
  3. ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  4. GRADIENT LENSES - Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.
  5. NO DEMOGORGANS - 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any runs taking place in the Upside Down.

RADICAL REFERENCES!
Although inferior in all other ways to the sequel, the best moment in the Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comes when Michelangelo and Donatello are watching the tortoise and the hare. Hence we created these tortoiseshell sunnies Ninja Kick the Damn Rabbit.  Ninja kicking is actually a valid strategy for winning any race!