Nessy's Midnight Orgy

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AS YOU WISH, YOUR MAJESTY

Whatever Queen Nessy wants, Queen Nessy gets. And usually, that's sweet Loch Ness Monster teal skin on skin. Mmmmmm...that sounds good, so Goodr made these teal on teal shades to sneak into the mix...you want in?

LEGENDARY SERPENT MEETS LEGENDARY SUNNIES
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' tail down a mountain trail or drinking scotch in Loch Ness.

  • Mirrored Reflective Lens
  • For Regular Heads
  • Best for Road, Boat, Beach, Surf, Trail, or Taco Runs

Made for running. Great for biking, golf, tennis, driving, sitting, sunbathing, boating, red carpet walking, sleeping in class, & taking selfies.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

  1. NO SLIP - Goodr uses special grip coating to construct these frames to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
  2. NO BOUNCE - The Goodr frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
  3. ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  4. NO LEOPARDS - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).