Eye of the Leopard

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HIS LOSS IS YOUR GAIN!!!
Carl claims that back in the day he had an alternate persona, Carl Exotic, who was the lead singer of a band called Survive-Fur. Supposedly he got wasted one night over a game of pinochle and blabbed the lyrics to his soon-to-be HIT single, "Eye of the Leopard", to a rival band. To this day whenever Carl gets drunk or watches Rocky III, he whines about how he'll never financially recover from this. That's why he's now hocking these glow in the dark Eye of the Leopard sunnies.

LIMITED EDITION: WILD THING
Feline-inspired shades that glow in the dark. Whether you're a mangy feral stray, ferocious wild cat royalty of the jungle, or a coddled domestic house cat*, this collection is guaranteed to channel your fierce inner party animal in style.

Made for Running. Great for Biking, Boating, Beaching, & any Bitchin’ thing worth doing. 

  • Mirrored Reflective Lenses
  • For Regular Heads
  • Best for Kittening Around

HIGH FASHION SHADES, MADE FOR RUNNING.

  1. NO SLIP – goodr’s lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage.
  2. NO BOUNCE – goodr frames are crafted to be feather-weight, yet snug, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running.
  3. ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  4. ALL FASHION - Look like a model while you’re running. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those running selfies?
  5. NO CATCALLS - goodr aspires to the day we can guarantee that you won’t be whistled at on the street; sadly, we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN, however, guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.